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Anyone who has ever had cats knows how difficult it can be to get them to do anything they don't already want to do. But it seems that the house cats themselves have had distinctly less trouble getting humans to do their bidding, according to a report published in the July 14th issue of Current Biology, a Cell Press publication.
The rather crafty felines motivate people to fill their food dishes by sending something of a mixed signal: an urgent cry or meowing sound embedded within an otherwise pleasant purr. The result is a call that humans generally find annoyingly difficult to ignore.
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A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of , aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.sauce
Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his penis and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity (hemocoel). The sperm diffuse through the female's hemolymph, reaching the ovaries and resulting in fertilization.
UNE 24--Meet Lahoma Sue Smith. The Oklahoma woman, 36, copped a plea last week to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. According to the below Oklahoma City Police Department report, john Faron Johnson told cops that he informed Smith that he did not have any money, but that she "agreed to give him a 'blow job' meaning oral sex, for a box of chips." Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee, provided Smith with a case of chips he valued at $30.
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IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded.
Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.
The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.
The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurized gas. It is this that exploded.
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May the tides of good fortune swell in your favor. Now save us from ourselves.
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The Smoking Gun’s Mug Shots of 2008
There are some choice ones. Here are some of my favs…
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An actor slit his throat on stage when the prop knife for his suicide scene turned out to be a real one…
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Either Hacksaw Jim Duggan visited Mars and left behind his 2×4 or this is just an oddly shaped Martian rock (I doubt it, but it’s possible). And no, it’s not shopped either. You can look at the original image hosted on NASA’s own website.
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Found this a while back but forgot to post it. Some guy sings what’s happening in the video in the same style as the song. It’s pretty funny especially the Aha video. I think the last one wasn’t done by the same person that did the first two but I’m not sure.
Take On Me by Aha
Head Over Heels by Tears for Fears
Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Brighten up your day with some puppies. Live streaming video feed of puppies playing.
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Works on Contingency! No Money Down!
Works on Contingency? No! Money Down!
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Luckily, he’ll be encapsulated in amber and be brought back to life with the help of some “dino DNA”. He will be allowed to roam free on a private island owned by Colonel Sanders.
